Аудиторский юмор
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From: ***
Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 11:12 AM
To: All
Subject: GT Russia Alert


Dear Colleagues!

In the kitchen You can obtain sufficient and appropriate audit evidence
that occurence of my birthday is not significantly misstated.

***

Senior Auditor
Audit Department

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Ваше предназночение в этом мире

Твое имя
Предназночение:быть начальником

Письмо с Szieget'a
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Hello,
you have requested for the following bands on the Sziget Festival homepage:

Radiohead
Muse
Bjork
Faithless
Paolo Nutini
Amy Winehouse
unkle
Nelly Furtado
65daysofstatic
Океан Ельзи

Thank you for your contribution,
Sziget Team




P.S. Желающим получить аналогичное письмо тыкать сюда -   http://www.sziget.hu/festival_english/info/wishlist/index.html

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Какой Ваш реальный возраст и сколько Вы проживете? (Триникси)



Ваш реальный возраст 33 лет/года

Вы проживете еще 31 лет/года




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[LJ2ME] i've got a pocket full of rainbows!
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love and joy r all around! i'm about to die cuz of "overhappiness"!:D

Public Announcement
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I'm an LJ addict

modern art
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I should say that i start hating contemporary art little by little.
The only thing it does is describes and emphasizes shit surrounding us in our everyday life. Thus after visiting an exhibition of modern art i leave it being devastated. Modern art has no soul and no heart, it has nothing in common with beauty anymore... it's primarily about commerce and our fucked up society. Moreover in the age of technology everybody can be an artist whether he/she has a talent or not... the only thing u need is a computer and a camcoder or a camera and some crazy ideas in ur head of course.
So the only idea of modern art makes me sick cuz i go out to the street and i see tonns of shit surrounding me, i go down to the subway and shit is there too, i come home and i dont see less shit there than i saw anywhere else, i turn on tv and still i see how fucked my life is again and again... i come to an exhibition of modern art and guess what i see there?.. surely nothing but the same shit as everywhere.
what i think is that art exsists to give us esthetic pleasure, to show us beauty and to fill us with beauty.  thus to my concern modern art has no right to be even called so. art should have some higher idea but the only idea modern art has is to reveal the drama of our contemporary life. but there's no need in revealing it, cuz almost everybody knows we r floating in shit. vice versa, we need to find the beauty which is above all that and which could help us keep on finding our way out to the better life.

My beloved iMac
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my iMac is perfect... it's incredibly beautiful and amazingly allmighty... its power and outlook fascinate me...

Ah... why isnt it a man?..

better late than never
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i'd like to greet everybody on this so to say 'International' Women's Day.

tho i think that every day of our lives should be a holyday and women r to be loved and adored everyday too, this is just one more reason to wake us up from the damm routine and to draw our attention to the fact that it's in our hands only to make our fucking boring life be beautiful and highly enjoyable.

Sincerely urs,
Me.

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